'And I luffs them both very much so it will be a difficult decision,' Annie mooed.
'OK!' Norma replied. '..................................What will?'
'Should I marry Viscount Sir Lord Cyril or a strawbleberry trifle? They have quite a few things in common. They're colourful, make me happy and can usually be found at the back of a fridge.'
'Right,' Norma said, 'maybe we could discuss this at a later date? At the moment I was hoping you could try to answer some real world type questions?'
'We can give it a go,' Annie replied, 'but you know the risks. It might be wise for me to lay down first?'
So Annie laid down and Norma asked her first question.
'Where exactly is Cyril?'
'Last time I saw him he appeared to be playing kiss chase with some of the fluffies...maybe a trifle would be more loyal?'
'And Captain Bill?'
'.....................................................Never heard of him.'
'Captain Eyepatch then?'
'No, not ringing any bells................Captain I'venothadmyheadinflated is hiding under a table in the casino.'
'Close enough,' Norma thought. 'And the whereabouts of the fluffy leaders?'
'Up, up and away!!!!!!!!!' Annie mooed.
'In a beautiful balloon?'
'No!' Annie replied. 'At the top of my helter skelter...I hope they remembered to pay.'
And Norma looked up and there at the top of the helter skelter were two very familiar figures.
'Norma,' Annie said.
'Yes,' Norma replied.
'Can you divorce a trifle?...............Just asking for a friend.'
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