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Choccie Biccie Anyone?


'You should eat a chocolate biscuit or two,' Cyril said. 'Always cheers me up.'

'I can't,' Horace replied. 'There aren't any left.'

'Really?' Cyril said. '...................................That's depressing.'

'I could do a happy dance if it would help?' Annie mooed.

And Cyril said it would help a great deal, so Annie climbed onto the table and did a very happy dance.

'Tired now!' she said and promptly fell asleep.

'.....................................Could have done with a choccie biccie,' Cyril continued and he nibbled the corner of Annie's hat.

'Needs more sugar,' he mused and he smiled toward a waitress who came straight over.

'A bowl of sugar if you please,' he said and then, just to be on the safe side, he ordered 23 more bowls of sugar, several family sized cakes, a swimming pool of ice cream and a flock of pancakes.

'It'll do to tide me over until I can decide what I want to eat,' he explained.

'GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'

'What was that???' Horace exclaimed.

'Hmm,' Cyril said, 'sounded to me like an elephant pretending to be a giant squid throwing a queen's champion across a kingdom.......Could be wrong though.'

'I luffs Norman!' Annie mooed....without actually waking up.

Cyril lent across and kissed Annie on her nose.

'Tickles!' she yawned.......without actually waking up.

'Are you sure about the choccie biccies?' Cyril asked.

'Quite,' Horace replied.

'Sad!' Cyril said.

But at that very moment Captain Bill passed by, very fast, and at a considerable height off of the ground.

'Wonder if he's got any choccie biccies?' Cyril thought to himself.

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