'Another!' Flossie exclaimed.
'This one is for 700 packets of chocolate biscuits,' Lefty explained.
'Curses!' Flossie cried. 'Who will rid me of these turbulent catering bills?'
'Could ask Mum?' Lefty suggested.
'No,' Flossie bleated, 'let her rest........So, the big fight scene.'
'GRRRRR!' Norman trumpeted.
'Actually, could we try GRRRRRR again?' Flossie said. 'My mistake. Now, the fight, giant squid versus her majesty's champion.'
'I'm still not happy about the casting,' Queen Phoebe called out.
'Noted!' Flossie said.
''E is an 'ero!' Camille mooed.
'Quiet on set!' Lefty bleated.
'If I may?' Flossie said. 'They circle each other, sizing each other up.'
'Norman is bigger!' Queen Phoebe noted.
'Excellent observation,' Flossie replied. 'Glad you're here.'
'For Capitaine Bile a giant squid is nothing!' Camille mooed.
'Quiet on set!' Lefty bleated.
'They meet!' Flossie continued. 'Giant squid and champion. Tentacles and knitted compass locked together in a desperate fight to the finish.'
'GRRRRRRR!' Norman trumpeted.
'Genius!' Flossie bleated. 'Her majesty's champion fights bravely but the giant squid is too strong.'
'A travesty!' Camille mooed.
'Quiet on set!' Lefty bleated.
'The champion is raised high by the monstrous tentacles,' Flossie cried, 'and is hurled across the kingdom!'
'Excuse me.......' Captain Bill began.
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