'Your attention please!' Flossie bleated.
'Are you filming yet?' Queen Phoebe inquired.
'Not yet your majesty,' Flossie replied.
'Only One aint got her crown on straight.'
'There'll be plenty of time to sort it out,' Lefty assured.
'May I continue?' Flossie asked.
And Queen Phoebe said he could.
'Thank you!' Flossie said. '...............................Forgotten where I was now?'
'Opening scene,' Lefty prompted.
'Grateful!' Flossie replied. 'Opening scene, we see your majesty walking in the garden.'
'There won't be any peasants will there?' Queen Phoebe asked.
'No, no,' Flossie replied. 'You are walking in the garden, your mind at ease. All is well in the kingdom.'
'Well, it normally is,' Queen Phoebe said. 'His Kingshipfulness, I do love 'im so, he won't have unease. It affects his digestion.'
'Understood,' Flossie bleated. 'All is well in the kingdom. There is no hint of danger.'
'One would 'ope not!' Queen Phoebe replied. 'It's that sort of thing what stirs up the press.'
'Right,' Flossie said. '...............................Erm?'
'Sound check?' Lefty suggested.
'Brilliant!' Flossie exclaimed. '..............And that's being done by?'
'I've asked Mum to,' Lefty replied.
'Fantastic!' Flossie said. 'Couldn't be better!'
'Can we have a sound check please Mum?' Lefty asked. '..............Mum!........MUM!!!!...Be with you in a moment........MUM!!!!!!!!'
'I thought she'd had them syringed?' Flossie said.
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