Don't Do It Queen Phoebe

'Help! Help! What can One do now?' One's kingdom has been ravaged by a giant squid,' Queen Phoebe wailed.

'GRRRRRRRRRR!' Norman trumpeted.

'Are we not doing the tentacle waving anymore?' Flossie asked.

'It's just to make sure they don't fall off again,' Lefty explained.

'Fine!' Flossie replied, 'Makes sense, on we go.' and he motioned towards Queen Phoebe to continue.

'One must do something!' she cried. 'One must save One's crown.'

'Oh, very good!' Flossie bleated. 'In my opinion the best piece of acting ever committed to film by a royal personage in a scene involving a giant squid.'

'Do you really think so?' Queen Phoebe asked.

'Oh yes,' Flossie replied.

And Lefty said he agreed and the entire crew applauded.

'One does One's best,' Queen Phoebe said and she smiled and gave a royal type wave.

'Now,' Flossie bleated, 'your majesty removes your crown and places it into the safe keeping of a trusty palace guard. Played for us this afternoon by my assistant producer.'

'One does have real palace guards,' Queen Phoebe pointed out.

'True,' Flossie replied, 'but for such a crucial scene I feel it's critical to use someone with ample experience of handling large and extremely expensive gold crowns.'

'And he has that does he?' Queen Phoebe asked.

'Oh, yes!!!' Flossie replied. 'You simply wouldn't believe how many large and expensive gold crowns have passed through his hooves...Har! Har! Har! Finally, tis almost within our grasp!'

'Pardon?' Queen Phoebe said.

'Sorry,' Flossie bleated, 'carried away by the excitement of it all.'