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Fun with royalty


Right, 'ello, Queen Phoebe here doing a special Royal blog, so do stand up when you're being spoken down to!

Now to start with, my hubby, King Otto - that's 'im over there, aint he lovely, who could resist 'im? - he is the best King there's ever been and you're jolly lucky to have 'im!

Next, people with prezzies can leave them with a flunky; people without prezzies can go with one of the pointy spear chappies to a place where they can buy some - and DO wrap them up, only His Little Crownness loves a bit of crinkly paper and a bow.

Finally, we is 'ere to do the draw for the first round of the 'King Otto Grand Challenge Rowing Regatta... thing. Anyway, it's something like that and it's practically a charity so the press can jolly well write something nice for a change. You're quick enough to get it on the front page when it all goes a bit pear shaped, so you can flipping well make the effort now!

Right 'ere we go, eyes down for a full kingdom... First out the rolly around thingy... number 26 'Very, Very Rich University' versus... number 4 'A Different Very, Very Rich University'. Hmm, could be a bit of paddle hurling in that one methinks! Next... number 13 'Team Cow Island' versus... number 7...





...to be continued... in the next blog.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Love your cows! Beautiful art and funny stories...thanks for the morning laugh ;-)