It's Thursday! ...He's here... and he's doing what he does best.
Ittttttttttt'sssssssssssssssssssssss Cyrillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
(Polite applause, a bottle of plonk, and a cucumber sandwich.)
Morning chums, are we well? Of course we are! As I'm sure you will know, due to a small error of judgement on my part, we are now in a life or death struggle to recover our mighty ship, the 'Pickled Heifer'. But fear not: a top team has been assembled and is even now lying in bed waiting for a cup of tea. Now you will ask (no you will, Cyril can detect these things), am I completely behind my team? And without hesitation I can answer, yes! To be honest (no I will be, Cyril can manage these things from time to time), when you get to my size, you can be behind your team, at the side of it and still have a bit left to be out in front. So I'm backing my pals to the hilt... and so can you!
Yes, a first class rowing team doesn't come cheap. So by purchasing something - a badge, a t-shirt, several squillion shares in Cyril Regatta Enterprises - you too can help. Every penny raised* goes straight into the fighting fund. So dig deep and help today!
You know it makes sense!
Your chum,
Sir Cyril of the Rivers OBE and Casual Boat Hire.
*Minus 95% costs and ice cream purchases.
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